Happy food coma day

Happy thanksgiving everyone, remember who we're giving thanks to! I'll get back to posting more, honest! Just be patient! Have a good one, and remember, don't do anything you don't want to explain to the EMT's.

~Sheepdog

You're going to hate me but...

...click here if you dare.

Don't mess with the hippos

Nom nom nom

What to do when your seated next to a jerk on a plane.

We all know about the jerks on airplanes. They wont leave you alone, nothings ever what they want, they are always complaining, you are worth less then dirt to them, and they just make your flight miserable. Well, I found this in my email today:

1. Take out your laptop

2. Open your laptop very slowly

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbor is watching

5. Open your internet browser.

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.

7. Breathe deeply and open this site.

8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

Now, obviously this will get you most likely tackled, duct taped, hot water poured all over you and your lap top, taken off the plane at the nearest airport (probably not the one you wanted to be at), taken into FBI custody, questioned, and maybe brought up on charges; so it's probably best not to do it. You gotta admit it would be funny though.

ZOMG! RACIST!!!!!!!!!!

A inside look at how we can till if something racist:

Anything done, thought, said, created, or imagined by a republican, conservative, or libertarian, is automatically RACIST if it is convenient.  Anything done by a liberal, Hollywood type, progressive, socialist, democrat, or Kayne West is automatically NOT RACIST.  This will be referred to as Rule #1. 

 Read it. It all makes sense now! I feel enlightened!

Lawdog

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Quote of the day

From Breda:
"Nothing says Merry Christmas like long distance rifles and dead terrorists."

Zombies...

...They're real!

Happy thanksgiving

Happy thanksgiving everyone. Hope you all have fun and stay safe.

If thanksgiving offends you, oh well. I aint changing it.

Gitmo!

Steven Crowder is a comedian who makes very humorous, but true, videos of political topics. He is right on with his views, and I highly recommend any sheepdog to subscribe to him.

Your funny of the day

Found this on Cold Steel:

Are You a Republican, Democrat, or Southerner?
The answer can be found by answering the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock .40 caliber, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:
BANG!

Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click "Damn! I'm out!"
Daughter: "Nice pattern Daddy! Were those the Silver Tips, black talons, or them new Hollow Points?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one Daddy?"
Wife: "You ain't takin' THAT to no Taxidermist!"

'Oorah.

The Marine corps was formed on 10NOV1775. Since then they have faithfully served there country, and lived up to their modo of smeper fi. Now as tomorrow is their birthday, show your support by taking one out to lunch. Here are some pointers:

1. Do not make any sudden moves.

2. Do not make any loud noises.

3. Do not stare intently into the distance beyond the marine.

4. Remove all sharp objects from the table, this includes forks, steak knives, butter knives, butter, spoons, plates, cups, table.

5. Do not bare your teeth or bug your eyes out at him or her.

6. Do not have containers of broken glass and 10 penny nails. These are considered pre dinner snacks.

7. Make sure the meat is well done. Raw meat makes them aggressive.

8. Do not get meat juice on your arms for obvious reasons.

9. Make sure the Marine has had his or her tetanus shots or rabies shots if you did get meat juice on your arms.

10. Vegetables are what his food eats. Remember that.

11. Do not allow them around any pet birds. They treat birds like people treat chocolate bunnies during Easter.

12. Ladies, dump the Channel #5. If you really want his attention, apply some Outers gun cleaner behind the ears and a little gun oil on the wrists. If he is a redneck type, new tennis shoes (right out of the box) or gasoline (lead free) can do the trick. If a city boy, the smell of the inside of ping pong balls will work too.

13. Dogs are safe around Marines.

14. Children and loaded weapons are safe around Marines.

15. Do not let a Marine see an unattended loaded weapon around a child. You will get into trouble.

16. In all seriousness though, thank your Marine and all other soldiers and sailors for their sacrifice that allows you the freedom to do what you are doing right now.

17. Now get off of the computer and do something useful.

Quote of the day

"'Love is a battlefield' is never a more accurate phrase than when a couple is trying to "decide" who gets to clean up the cat puke. But calling in an airstrike is still over the top." -Caleb on facebook.

Lolz

Sharp as a Marble has something for Caleb:

http://blog.robballen.com/2009/10/26/p3803-im-taking-up-a-collection.post

If you don't remember from my earlier post, Caleb had an attempted mugging, and fought the misguided youth off with a hot coffee, and a .25 auto.

Your funny of the day....night....whatever.

Ok, it is funny, but it highlights a very important issue. Incoming fire ALWAYS has the right of way. Doesn't matter if you have the latest tacti-cool-holographic.sight-more.flashlights.and.rails.than.you.can.count-AR-15-with-M203.attached gun, if they've got a .22 and the round is launched first and hits you in the sweet spot, your done. So, while those modifications are awesome (and believe me, I love modifying things) make sure it doesn't get in the way of shooting accurately and making your shots count before the other guy.

lawl

Got this sent in an email:

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Its funny, but I wouldn't be able to leave them defenseless. I'm to set in my ways I guess.

Range stereotypes

SayUncle talks about range stereotypes:

http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/20/which-one-are-you/#more-30048

Heh

Found in an email:

Australian Shooter Magazine

An interesting letter in the Australian Shooter Magazine, which I quote:

"If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations during the past 22 months, and a total of 2112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers.

"The firearm death rate in Washington, DC is 80.6 per 100,000 for the same period. That means you are about 25 percent more likely to be shot and killed

in the US capital, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the US, than you are in Iraq.

Conclusion: "The US should pull out of Washington"

Heh.